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Chuck Norris!

Emne i 'Ordet er frit' startet af Tuneser, 6 Juni 2008.

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    Tuneser New Member

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    DE 10 BUD!!

    1. Guns don´t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    4. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

    7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

    8. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    9. Chuck Norris doesn´t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    10. Chuck Norris doesn´t go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
     
    Tuneser, 6 Juni 2008
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    11. Chuck Norris er pensionist!
     
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    Indiana Jones er sejere! :)
     
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    stor humor :)
     
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    Who the f... is Chuck Norris ?? :----
     
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    Chuck Norris did not read the terms of agreement, but clicked the "I Agree" button anyway.


    Chuck Norris once wrote 1 horoscope for everyone. It predicted pain.



    Originally Chuck Norris was going to be hired to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show "24". The producers changed their minds when they realized the show would last only 17 minutes.
     
    Sander_R, 9 Juni 2008
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